This; And also that

We marched with 20,000 powerful and peaceful protesters last Saturday, through the streets of my favorite town, down over to a space by the lake shore where the crowd could gather.

There was lady leading a great chant near us … Read on Macduff...

If I order an egg bite I get 
my own little fork 
    a disposable hand     that fits my right hand.

Reading its palm I see a short life. But a good one.

Focus. Focus. 

I'm telling you, I'm not sitting 

It’s one thing when an adult calls one other adult, “Baby.”

But it’s a whole other can of bean curd when an adult calls one other adult, “Babies.”

“What’s happening, Babies?” he said to one other adult. And all hell … Read on Macduff...

Younger: “Why are you wearing a clown wig?”
Older: (with implied duh) “Today’s ‘Crazy Hat Day.'”
Younger: “Oh my God!!” (panicked exeunt)

And what about you? Did you remember to wear your crazy hat today?

The kids wrote “people fish exist” in chalk on the driveway and I don’t
know if that means “people, fish exist” or “people-fish exist.” But
there’s a big difference there.

I don’t mean to brag, but the electricity
in this coffee shop is just
exceptional.
My screen is showing colors
I’ve never seen before.
Silver-Red? What the hell is that?!
My keyboard is warm.
The CD eject button is borderline … Read on Macduff...