Cecil Vortex

Welcome fellow Meanderers to our first pause that refreshes. Be careful, though, taking a dip in the river, nosing around the tussock, stepping over the plentiful ordure….

So many great comments this week! From Noodles’ #metameandermoment, to Furiosa’s call out to The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, to Susan C sketching out the line that connects this Meander, to the last, to the last.

Like many Meandermates, I found the book challenging early on, but we’re off and walking now, with Padma alongside to keep our narrator in check when he gets too caught up in the dot dot dot, whatsitsname, bounce about.

My phone’s been a handy companion, helping me look up words or pieces of history I didn’t know. And this list of characters has become a favorite bookmark.

So much to enjoy on the stroll-along. One of a gazillion beats I extra dug: “Naseem Aziz who he had made the mistake of loving in fragments.” Loving in fragments. What a phrase. There lots of poetry in this prose. History too. And yes, dung reveries. More than enough reason to pick ourselves back up and launch toward the next sign post.

Where to? How about we meet at the end of “Many-headed Monsters” (pg. 100 in the Random House paperback) where the countdown appears to be underway. No rush, my friends, but seriously, “tick tock.”

And this? This is the post for comments on Book 1.4 through 1.6.

Soundtrack: The companion playlist is up and running already — open to the public, so feel free to add as the weeks go on and the moment inspires….

And lastly: “Kine,” it turns out, is an “archaic plural of cow.” (Merriam-Webster) Another gift from the ever-generous Mr. Rushdie.

Thanks for great company. Onward!

Greetings! Explanations follow. But first, a confession:

I’ve been afraid of Midnight’s Children for three decades. It was assigned to me in college. I never read it. And it has been staring at me balefully ever since. Like, completely full of bale.

So it was that out of fear, I cheated — cracking open the cover ahead of time yesterday afternoon. And hell if the first several pages weren’t a blast. Yes friends, I’m here to report — there was joy, not terror! A few new-to-me words. Tussock! Cheroot! But Rushdie sure can write. I’m not scared now, I’m stoked.

Also, the eerie close-coincidence of timing revealed in the second sentence? Unplanned! Spooky! Delightful! Affirmation, perhaps, that this is the book we’re supposed to be reading right now. And that I was supposed to cheat and start a day early. Phew!

In case you’re embarking on your first Meander, or you’re considering embarking on your first Meander, here’s an explanation in brief of what’s about to happen:

• Each Sunday I’ll letcha know the weekly target in a post on ye olde blog (see below for an example).
• By the following Saturday you’ll aim to read that section — usually around 50 pages or so, letting us know you’re meandering by posting a comment on that week’s thread.
• Are there prizes? Of course there are prizes! Comment each week, finish the book on time, and you’ll win a genuine magnet-sized collectible (it attracts, it adheres, it astonishes).

That’s it. That’s how it works.

Now some people will tell you that you can’t do it. That you aren’t up to the challenge. But if I may offer a modest counterpoint:

I have peered deep into your soul. I’ve witnessed that spark of the eternal that you uniquely possess. And I’m pretty sure you can do this. I like your odds, is what I’m saying. I believe in you and your Meander-ability. And I’m very glad to have your company as we take to the road, reading Midnight’s Children en masse, trying not to trip despite reading and walking at the same time.

So what’s next? The aforementioned target! Let’s meet up at the end of “Hit-the-Spittoon (pg. 52 in the Random House paperback) where, in some confusion, someone’s asking “is he going to be your father?”

And this here? This is the post for comments on MC: Book 1.1 through Book 1.3.

Oh, and also/lastly: A tussock is “a compact tuft especially of grass or sedge.” (Merriam-Webster)

Greetings friends!

In brief:
New Meander starts August 16th!

Which is to say:
Following fast on the heels of the internationally acclaimed White Noise and Blind Assassin Meanders, Vortex Industries is thrilled to announce the imminent arrival of The Midnight’s Children Meander, in which a hardy crew of folks like you will embark on a 9-week group-read of Salman Rushdie’s mega-ultra-Booker-Prize-winning neo-classic: Midnight’s Children.

A book I was really supposed to read in college and totally dropped the ball on.

Cecil (you say), I’m so excited, I’m reading too quickly and skipped over that first part. Can you remind me when this all starts?
Gladly!

The MCM kicks off Sunday August 16th!

OK. But Cecil (you ask), how can I fill the time til then?
Well, you could buy the book for one. And you could shout out on this here thread to let fellow Meanderers know you’re getting laced up for the trail. Also, I just started The Umbrella Academy, and it seems promising.

Lastly, Cecil (you inquire), would you mind spelling out how this works for new folks?
Delighted!

• Every Sunday (starting August 16th) you’ll find a new post on this here site, with the week’s target — typically 50-60 pages-ish.
• Read that section.
• When you’re done, post a comment on that week’s blog post.
• Finish the book.
• Get an exciting prize! (and you can double-bet it’ll be magnetized)

Rushdie is certainly beloved by some and less beloved by others, which is bound to make for a jaunty thread. This Meander for me is decades in the making, and I kinda can’t wait to get started. But wait I will….

Questions? Give a holler! Hope to have you join our merry band.

Until then, stay kind, and remember: “Meandering is just like dancing except without rhythm or music or things like that.”™
-Cecil

Thanks to you mighty crew of 30 or so folks who made it to the finish line. And thanks as well to the many fab folks who joined for part of the way.

For me, this was classic Meander material. First off, the book itself kind of, you know, ambled — from year to year, from genre to genre. Like many Meander-tomes, this was also a book I might not have finished on my own, but one I’m super glad to have experienced all the way through. I’m still not quite sure why the sci fi tale went sooooo deep on the details. But as a master class character study, it’s rare that we get to know someone so well, and from so many angles, as the mighty Iris.

I hope you all enjoyed the journey. As for the magnet, it’s not fiction, or even a story within a story, but a very real collections of charged atoms that we’re sending to the Vortex Industries factories for manufacturing this very week.

Here’s a look at the gorgeous design, created by Meander-mate e (aka eb):

We’ve also got a lovely 17-song playlist for you to rock along with.

What’s next?
Our next Meander is already on the books — on August 16 we dive into Salman Rushdie’s Midnight’s Children, the mega-Booker Prize winning classic. TBA was my first Atwood, and MC will be my first Rushdie. I’m really excited to kick this off and will check in with folks as we get closer — it would be great to have you along for the ride.

What’s also next?
I was wondering what folks are reading post TBA? If you’re inspired, let’s use the thread to share a book or two on our lists that we plan to tackle in the next stretch weeks….

Thanks to all for being part of this excellent crew. These are strange and challenging times, flat out. I’m glad though to spend part of these strange times reading great books in smallish increments with all of you….
best!
-Cecil

Magnet credits….
The magnet was produced from modified versions of the following images:

Roadway View Looking East—Sprague Bridge. 1988. Edwin G. Cordes (creator).
Library of Congress, Prints & Photographs Division, HAER WIS,29-ARM,1–1

Saturn’s moon (Titan) via Cassini Orbiter; visual and infrared mapping spectrometer.
NASA/JPL-Caltech/University of Nantes/University of Arizona, PIA21923

O’Followell, L. (1908). Le Corset. Radiographie (grandeur naturelle) du corset cambre devant (vue de dos) [Radiography (life size) of the arched corset in front (back view). PLATE II].

Next up, we meander to the end. It’s a slightly longer read than most weeks, but I know you and what you’re capable of. Spoiler: you are capable of this.

Two things that struck me this last week out of ~a gazillion:

• For me, the most chilling line so far, with all the vivid language, the impeccable craft, the cutting asides: “You knew it, because you already know what happened to Laura.”(Blue, 417)
• I wondered how many other folks googled “The Moving Finger writes, and having writ,” (Blue, 420) knowing in your heart that why google? because of course (of course!) it would be Coleridge.

Like many of the thread-folks, I’m looking forward to this last section and the chance to through to the end (praise to such as KT, hanging in there with the week by week; but no shame to them who raced ahead).

Let metaphorical high-fives be exchanged as you swerve across the finish line to claim your magnet. And oh yes, the magnet — and the grand reveal of same — all coming next week.

And speaking of next week….

Once more unto the back cover of the book — whatever your edition, your next stop is “The Threshold” — or as Iris calls it, “the only place I will be.” This is the place to call out as you finish and share any final thoughts. For anyone reading the thread on this post, you know, Abandon hope (to avoid spoilers), all ye who enter here!

Say pally, how’s this work again? Finish on time, comment each week, and stay in the hunt for a free “I Survived The Blind Assassin Meander” magnet. Oh, and in case you were wondering: This is the post for comments on Chapters 12.2 (“The Blind Assassin: The Be rage Room”) through the end of TBA….

This is also one more chance to add a tune or two to TBAM playlist. I added a melancholy instrumental version of “Summertime” this week, the soundtrack in my headphones as I read about the sorrow and anger of Aimee with the dark hair… a song about comforting your child….

So it is we find ourselves cresting page 400 (Blue), with only two weeks remaining, two weeks to find out whither the blind assassin and the tongueless girl, who with Alex when, and which with pen wrote words before these words to Myra.

Oh, and a magnet will be revealed! As is your due. And perhaps a thought will be shared about our next journey. (Likely aimed for early August, to give folks time to change their shoes, buy new laces, store up on trail mix….)

Like many folks on last week’s (excellent) thread, I’m reading with a mix of dread and then a spark of joy at an Irisidic aside. (“Irisidic”: not a word, but should be. Speaking of which, Tonsure: “a part of a monk’s or priest’s head left bare on top by shaving off the hair.” A word I think I perhaps once knew? and now know again.)

It’s mystery, yes, and a noir. But it’s also increasingly a horror story. One I’m very glad to be reading. But I’m also getting ready to sit down at the table and take in the portion of the puzzle that Iris and MA choose to share.

Wherefore hence? Let’s find each other just over the next hill, at the end of page 457 (Blue) where “the fitting symbols of peace and hope” appear to await.

Say pally, how’s this work again? Finish on time, comment each week, and stay in the hunt for a free “I Survived The Blind Assassin Meander” magnet. Oh, and in case you were wondering: This is the post for comments on Chapters 10.2 (“Mayfair, 1937″) through 12.2 (“Mayfair, 1939″).

The line between stories is starting to blur. Two ocean voyages side by side. A sci fi that talks like a brutal noir. Secret encounters within secret encounters.

Also, I’ve also started playing TBA bingo. Jeff G. mentioned in last week’s comments how the words on Alex’s notebook are starting to show up in the novel in a novel (see 219 in the blue edition) — and the surprisingly vulnerable Lizard Men kept that pattern going in this week’s section with xenor, ulinth, fulgor, hortz and of course the rare iridis….

And through it all Coleridge, weather, blood, water, Coleridge, weather, blood, water, making me want to set it to music, hence my tango addition this week to the ever-growing playlist.

Whence to hither? Three more weeks, Meanderers, and we’ve made it to magnet! For this next stretch, let’s meet up at the end of page 402 (Blue) where “the next thrilling episode never appears.”

Say pally, how’s this work again? Finish on time, comment each week, and stay in the hunt for a free “I Survived The Blind Assassin Meander” magnet. Oh, and in case you were wondering: This is the post for comments on Chapters 8.5 (“The Blind Assassin: The Top Hat Grill”) through 10.1 (“Lizard Men of Xenor”).

Another great thread this week — thanks to all! It’s a real treat, I say, this ongoing conversation. A stately pleasure dome of commentary, if you will. And one I super appreciate. Lately I’ve gotten in the rhythm of doing all my TBA reading on Saturdays and Sundays, and it’s just a fantastic of a way to spend a hunkered weekend, sitting on the porch, catching up with MA, Iris, other characters named and nameless, and youse.

With each section, I’m increasingly enjoying/appreciating the book, impending badness and all. As Blue F said in the thread, MA has a great sense of when we’re ready for more Iris, more noir, more present tense, more past, more snark at nosey academics, and more alien side plots-within-plots that Itto Ogami is pretty sure are 50/50 legit.

I keep marveling at MA/Iris’ knack for the lethal throwaway line that pulls you forward, including this pair from page 296 (blue):

“Not much you can do to kill a rock.” and “when he was still coming up with reasons for what he thought and did”…

and of course: “blood is thicker than water, as anyone knows who has tasted both.” (288) Yikes.

And in the continuing saga of our ever-expanding vocabularies, here’s one more for the list: “nacreous” — turns out to have a much lovelier meaning than I expected. And there’s some comfort in that. May all your new words turn out to be lovelier than they first sound.

Where to from here? Let’s meet up on the other side of a few more weather reports, at the bottom of page 357 (Blue) where “Mr. Griffen’s remarks were roundly applauded.” Which honestly scares the hell out of me.

Say pally, how’s this work again? Finish on time, comment each week, and stay in the hunt for a free “I Survived The Blind Assassin Meander” magnet. Oh, and in case you were wondering: This is the post for comments on Chapters 7.3 (“Postcards from Europe”) through 8.4 (“The Mail and Empire, 1936”).

Thanks for the excellent comments, as always! Food and fashion are two threads that ran through this section, along with the expected seasonal asides, watery ends, and withering descriptions.

Oh, and lots and lots of plot points came together this week as Iris’ tale gathered steam and we made the journey from the picnic to the honeymoon, with Alex intrigue, Freddie frights, and photo reveals along the way.

Amidst all the goodness, two lines stood out to me:

“I was still too young to be a believer in coincidence.” (190/blue)

“Such dismal feelings however do not often persist in the clear light of morning, when you are young.” (228/blue)

Not sure why these both hit home — except that they felt so true to the idea of a memoir, working through both your past and your present in the same moment.

Meandering tunes: Another song was added to The Blind Assassin Meander Playlist, along with a few recipes, perfect for some future The Blind Assassin dinner party. Oh and while I’m at it, what ever became of those dang blind assassins anyways?

From here to there: Let’s pass the halfway mark en masse and meet up at the end of “The houndstooth suit” in Section VII, found on page 298 (blue edition) where someone’s “Hesitating. Thinking, “How lost to myself I have become.”

Say pally, how’s this work again? Finish on time, comment each week, and stay in the hunt for a free “I Survived The Blind Assassin Meander” magnet. Oh, and in case you were wondering: This is the post for comments on Chapters 6.1 (“The houndstooth suit”) through 7.3 (“Postcards from Europe”).

With all these genres mashing, it’s the meta-mystery that keeps pulling me through. I’ve started keeping a notebook with dates and events, and I get way too excited when I can do maths and say “Oh, she was 18, that means it’s 1934-ish!”

My favorite passage this week was the one The-First-of-Two-Equal-Susan-C’s cited in the comments:

“How I would like to have them back, those pointless afternoons — the boredom, the aimlessness, the unformed possibilities. And I do have them back, in a way; except now there won’t be much of whatever happens next.”

I suspect we all sort of have that feeling back of late, wandering in our small-ish circles. And you know, sometimes sitting on the porch, sometimes having a beverage, sometimes reading a book by Margaret Atwood.

Like others, I’m especially enjoy the way TBA folds in on itself — the references you get as you go (“kids reading sci fi and pulp noir? hey now!”) and the ones that make more sense in the rearview mirror.

My favorite of these so far came on page 157 (blue edition), when Iris snarks in response to a passage from The Rubaiyat, that “it was a lot of fuss to make about a picnic.” Which felt like a great jokey alternate title for the book, especially as we hit the crescendo this week…. (enter young Richard! enter young Winifred! who the hell is Alex Thomas?!)

Meandering tunes: Meanwhile, two more songs from the comments were added to The Blind Assassin Meander Playlist — keep ’em coming!

The road just ahead: Let’s meet up at the end of Section V on page 246 (blue edition) where “I didn’t make a wish.”

Say pally, how’s this work again? Finish on time, comment each week, and stay in the hunt for a free “I Survived The Blind Assassin Meander” magnet. Oh, and in case you were wondering: This is the post for comments on Chapters 5.6 (“Loaf givers”) through 5.12 (“The tango”).