tipped too soon
how was I to know
your service would suck so
The Don Quixote Deathmarch, Week 1
Welcome to the Don Quixote Deathmarch, Week 1. This is our fourth ‘march, and I’m so excited, well, I honestly just can’t hide it. So I won’t even try.
We’ve got a potentially huge crew along for the ride, including … Read on Macduff...
Photo Day
It’s been a while since the last track on ye olde Virtual LP. Much as Monkey Vortex Radio Theater is starting to crackle back to life, and a new Deathmarch is nearly upon us, I’m starting to find a little … Read on Macduff...
x-post: and the honey and the warm and the vortex of it all
Brand new Monkey Vortex Radio Theater mayhem, now available for your free and easy downloading funtime. This week: Warm Honey.
Deathmarch 4: Cervantes Strikes Back!
Hi all,
As previously intimated, the Don Quixote Deathmarch does in fact loometh. In fact, it so loometh that we even have a start date: Wednesday, March 22 (meaning we aim to open the cover that day).
Looks like … Read on Macduff...
See mammal
I used to be an otter.
Now I’m mostly.
Mostly just.
Odder.
The Skeptical Colonel
Today was another important
lost opportunity
Another day when I didn’t seek an audience
with the skeptical colonel —
confront him with my passion.
“Colonel, soon these oceans will run dry!”
“Soon the humps of humpback whales will be revealed… Read on Macduff...
The Five Kinds of Jews
1. Reform
2. Conservative
3. Orthodox
4. Hasidim
5. Canadians
“You want a piece of me, chair?”
said my five-year old tonight, dressed in full Batman togs, before delivering 360 degrees of pain to the sides, the back, the seat of our oversized wooden rocking chair.
“Hunh? Chairie?” he cooed. “You want a piece of me, Chairie?” … Read on Macduff...
x-post: and the robot and the Reggie and the monkey of it all
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll take your Baby Robots out of their hermetically sealed, lead-lined vaults and give them a hug. This week on Monkey Vortex Radio Theater: “I, Baby Robot,” written by, er, um, me. And … Read on Macduff...