This; And also that

Something a bit more upbeat to end the day -- a moment: Heading home with two good pals after a weekend spent canvassing in Oregon.

OK, OK. So I haven’t written a feature-length movie about returning to New Jersey. But I ask you this: has Hollywood bigshot Zach Braff ever written a song about Yu-Gi-Oh!? And more to the point, has he ever written one … Read on Macduff...

you: I have to put the cat to sleep.
me: why?
you: he’s leaving the dentist’s poop all over the house.
me: how does he get the dentist’s poop?
you: I give it to him.
she: why?
me: yeah, why?… Read on Macduff...

Am I the only one
freaked out by all
these blind people?
Taking our jobs — ?
our women — ?
our German Sheperds?

A post-apocalyptic romantic comedy.
You know, like, it’s the big first date
and he’s all wigged out
because he doesn’t know if
the girl’s a girl
or if she’s
a flesh-eating zombie.
Starring Mathew Broderick.
And introducing: a flesh-eating zombie.

“This is better than some lollipops I know.”

I’ll be gone for a couple of days, so I thought we’d try something a little differemt this morning — an open thread. The idear is that you folks keep the site crackling in my absence — overflowing with woosh! … Read on Macduff...

Waiting around for
election day
doesn’t count
as an activity.

She has a hard, twisted smile
like she’s just taken poison
and if you say
one more word
well, she’ll let some of it leak.
Her jaw, it will slack
and the venom will bubble
oh there’ll be lots of … Read on Macduff...

   please don't
call
on me.

                     I'm
writing poetry.