My wife was reading the last few pages of Pooh to our kids the other night and it made her cry. So I took over, and yes, yes it nearly made me cry. Flat out, Pooh is one of the…
Category: This; And also that
Blog’versary
A tad over twelve months ago, I blogged my first post. It’s been a fun year, writing these poems, reading that book, collaborating on that cauliflower, making that monkey noise, and whatnot. Thanks to everyone who’s been dropping by. And…
waiting in line (a true story)
waiting in line for a defective roller coaster. a waste of time. but more than that — just a bad idea. 0
Knock Knock
Here’s a joke my four-year-old told us at dinner tonight. I enjoyed it and thought you might too: Knock knock. Who’s there? You know what’s broccoli made of? You know what’s broccoli made of who? Peas. 0
Do me a favor
Go out into the world today. Go out and find the knowledge. Bring it home. 0
What is wrong with me?
That place in my heart where I should want a tattoo — that place where my tattoo desire is supposed to brood — it’s a dead place. No. Worse. I don’t even have that place. 0
Shaq Diesel and Me
Last night I dreamt that Shaquille O’Neal dropped by my house. He had a lot on his mind and he was looking for a distraction — a chat, maybe a movie. I was happy to see him. We talked for…
Progress
In the future all our children will be born with carpal tunnel. 0
Serenity. Now.
Something a bit more upbeat to end the day — a moment: Heading home with two good pals after a weekend spent canvassing in Oregon. 0
Zach Braff vs. Yu-Gi-Oh!
OK, OK. So I haven’t written a feature-length movie about returning to New Jersey. But I ask you this: has Hollywood bigshot Zach Braff ever written a song about Yu-Gi-Oh!? And more to the point, has he ever written one…