OK, OK. So I haven’t written a feature-length movie about returning to New Jersey. But I ask you this: has Hollywood bigshot Zach Braff ever written a song about Yu-Gi-Oh!? And more to the point, has he ever written one in both the faux-classical and faux punk-folk traditions?
No? I didn’t think so.
Now me, on the other hand….
Lyrics:
Everybody’s playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh! is what folks like to play
and when the cards are —
— the cards are flying
folks are playing
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oooooh….oh!
Faux-classical and faux punk-folk recordings…coming soon.
ed note: turns out, not everyone is Yu-Gi-Oh! savvy. So in case yer excessively puzzled by this here entry: Yu-Gi-Oh! is a card game, much like Pokemon. Or pinochle. But more like Pokemon. Now Zach Braff, Zach Braff I explain to no one. He can go to hell.
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during h.s. i dated someone from zach’s h.s. i n maplewood. she played h.s. basketball and we wrote love letters. about love, not basketball. truth to tell, i dumped her for someone else, who dumped me for a friend of mine. circle, circle.
“As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things you didn’t do.”
—ZACH Scott