If you find yourself
stepping on the scale after peeing
well,
that’s not a good sign.
Cecil Vortex
Signify
I signed a lot of stuff today
and I don’t mean to brag
but no.
I do.
It was the way
I curved that capital “C” in Cecil.
and looped the “l.”
My graceful scoop.
The pen’s hurled weight.
Like I was piloting
a space plane
made of jet black ink.
Projector
He projects things on her
like she’s a drive-in movie.
He plays whole movies on her.
I’ll draw the hair
If we’re all drawing a face together
I don’t want to draw the mouth.
I’ll draw the hair —
just lines, loose and easy.
Or the eyes.
But not the lips.
The way they curve and join
and hold back
her teeth.
Don’t make me draw the lips.
Clown shoes
I found this spam comment on a friend’s site yesterday (minus the line breaks). I’ve swapped out the thing they were selling and replaced it with “clown shoes” because, well, I don’t want to sell their stuff.
But I loved this spam comment. And I thought you might too:
“Clown Shoes said…
Have you seen
any information
on personalized baby clown shoes?
I just have
not had the best results
when blog surfing today.
Anywho
back to my endless search
for personalized
clown shoes.”
Lost
Forgot an old friend's name tonight. I thought it was "David Shapiro, of Kansas" but it's not, is it? It's something else, something equally common unsearchable. Or maybe it is?
Lordy lordy I've lost all confidence.
Tuscan holiday
Everything is black and white here.
They shine bright lights on us and shout
“Passports? ID? What is your country?”
We moan and
claw at our eyes with fingers
cracked and crooked.
Sometimes the light is swung about and
I think I see a form, stout — squat — three arms?
This is Florence. They
speak English here too.
Devil
What our crazy neighbor said to my wife the other night
not realizing that my wife is
“the woman before you”
and that we’d recently fixed the porch light,
she said:
“I’m glad you’re here
because the woman
before you
was a devil
they lived in darkness
and you know about darkness.”
Tough talk on the telephone
“Did you hear that?
That’s the sound of
me
throwing my
Dale Carnegie book
into the trash.”
Dream bit
Eventually, so few people
bothered to vote any more
all they had to do was
gas the voting booths on election day
to get rid of the remaining
troublemakers.