Author: Cecil Vortex

Zombie adventures, please

I will eat pizza and oversized subs and drink soda. We’ll tear stretch rubber masks off cranky senior delinquents. They have their complaints. I have complaints too. You don’t see me acting out. Snoopy and Scoob will tug and growl…

An Interview with Ze Frank

Welcome!: This interview is part of an ongoing series of chats with artists about their creative process. You can find the full set of interviews, including musicians Van Dyke Parks and Jonathan Coulton, and SF Chron columnist Jon Carroll, all…

Prelude

The coffeeshop is fluttering today. Six or seven denim-coated guy-legs shock the tiled floor. Silent soft bouncing. They shake the air. Crinkle your vision. There’s a lot of energy under these tables. 0

Legends from My Childhood, #4

“They used to call me ‘Gentile Joe’” he said. ‘Cuz my name is ‘Joe Gentle.’ I loved the Jews. Oh sure. I loved the Jews and the Jews loved me.” Pulling out tinted photos of foxy showgirls from the ’30s.…

Wilmot’s Open Mic, tomorrow at 7

Hi all, Just a quick reminder for Bay Area folks that tomorrow night is the big open mic, aka Wilmot’s Mic-less Open Mic III, featuring original work by local writers. Fabulous wine provided by our excellent and award-winning friends over…

Espresso Poems

I write espresso poems now the way I used to write about cigarettes. My old fumbled word love to white ash the hard-dented tan filter. The clouds! Oh those sainted particles! The courage of my glass ashtray! All swapped for…

Styrofoam

It’s been about three months since I posted a new song to the ole Virtual LP — the last number being Welcome to Your (Doom of Clowns). Happily, I found a little time this past weekend to record a tune…