Category: Legends from My Childhood

Legends from My Childhood, #5

Fourth grade was peculiar. I’m not sure this really happened. And maybe it was just because I was living in Holland at the time and it was some kind of a Dutch thing. But anyways, in gym class that year…

Legends from My Childhood, #4

“They used to call me ‘Gentile Joe’” he said. ‘Cuz my name is ‘Joe Gentle.’ I loved the Jews. Oh sure. I loved the Jews and the Jews loved me.” Pulling out tinted photos of foxy showgirls from the ’30s.…

Legends from My Childhood, #3

At age 12 he was like me. Tall for his age. Uncooperative hair. I moved away and he sent letters: “I’m growing up! I’m kicking ass! I’m dating girls!” I didn’t believe it. Five years later, I was back in…

Legends from My Childhood, #2

She took too many pills or something and nearly died but the main thing I remember is sitting down at their kitchen table and her telling us how at that critical moment she saw the light and turned back. I…

Legends from My Childhood, #1

Don’t forget what’shisname — Steven? Really smart. Played guitar. Got into heavy metal. Sort of wavy black hair? He was a tough little dude. I think they came in second in that Battle of the Bands. All covers. Maybe Free…