If I end up founding my own university (“Cecil Vortex University” — or perhaps “the University of Cecil Vortex”) the CVU/UCV hymnal will include the following words:
- “roar”
- “kindled”
- “e’er”
- “hail”
- “gibbous”
"…something like the supervisor of an entire team of political agents…"
If I end up founding my own university (“Cecil Vortex University” — or perhaps “the University of Cecil Vortex”) the CVU/UCV hymnal will include the following words:

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