Author: Cecil Vortex

An Interview with Jonathan Coulton

Photo credit: Emily Rawlings. Jonathan Coulton sings songs about workplace zombies, ennui-afflicted clowns, self-loathing giant squids, and devotees of a certain Swedish prefab furniture store. In 2005-2006 he recorded and published a new song every week as a free podcast…

No Rest for Anne Frank

Anne Frank was resting. The day before she had bested the Werewolf. The day before that, an alien robot had burst into the attic. But there’s no rest for Anne Frank. Through a small window ringed with pencil-drawn tulips, you…

Choir Timeline

Harmonize those ages into a blur from 5-year-olds to 17-year-old giants with smooth tones taller than people louder than people vibrating and our little folks singing next to them us all shaking in our seats. 0

Kurt Vonnegut

In seventh grade I read Cat’s Cradle, my first Vonnegut book. I remember standing in front of the class and giving a book report. I played a newsreporter delivering the play-by-play from the book’s closing scene (“a tragedy today, here…

Happy Dyngus Day! At last!

Dyngus Day is finally here! And you know what that means — beware kids sporting pussywillows and water guns. Especially if you live in Buffalo or South Bend. In an almost entirely unrelated development, So-Called Bill was angered by advertising…

An Interview with Natalie Marrone

Photo credit: Stephanie Mathews. Natalie Marrone received her Master of Fine Arts degree in choreography from Ohio State University in 1998. That same year she founded The Dance Cure, a contemporary, all-female dance company based in Columbus, Ohio, and began…

Legends from My Childhood, #5

Fourth grade was peculiar. I’m not sure this really happened. And maybe it was just because I was living in Holland at the time and it was some kind of a Dutch thing. But anyways, in gym class that year…

The Against the Day Deathmarch, Week 10

Still behind, but to quote Parliament’s immortal “Chocolate City,” I’m gainin’ on ya. Just one chapter shy of the mark now…. From the comments, it looks like a number of us have renewed energy for this adventure. Whether it’s the…