The Joy

The joy of
owning your own
gumball machine
is that you never feel
cheated when a
gumball doesn’t fall.
Also:
the gumballs.

2 comments for “The Joy

  1. Itto Ogami
    February 12, 2009 at 8:43 am

    how much less joy is there in just owning a bag of gumballs? what is the joy quotient in turning the key and hearing the ball drop? 72%? let’s say 72%.
    what if i put a gumball under my hat and you got to poke my belly to get the ball to roll down my nose into your hand? how close am i to 72%? Half?
    i could think of other scenarios to compare, but i’ve always considered this to be a family friendly site.

  2. Bluebeard
    February 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Interesting idea, Itto. Keep working on it — I think you might have something here. Just think — you could make money selling a kit to turn oneself into a human gumball machine. I bet you could do especially well if you reused the gumballs.

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