I have no idea what this means, but it turns out that if you take 1 part conservative pundit Charles Krauthammer, and blend it with 3 parts conservative pundit Ann Coulter, the result looks suspiciously like Fabio’s hard-living older brother.… Read on Macduff...
The Don Quixote Deathmarch, Week 18
Which describes the condition of the famous marchers as they skip and/or stumble toward the far side of this escapade. And yes, perhaps, like me, you’ve fallen a little behind again. But with so little food left on your plate, … Read on Macduff...
This one’s for the ladies
As a married guy, a lot of my female friends and acquaintances have been asking me for years to tell them how to snag a fella — to reveal the big secret of exactly what it is that men like. … Read on Macduff...
You know that I’m right
On the long list
of “things not to snort”
“pepper” is very close to
the top.
There wert a time
There wert a time, oh a long time ago,
like in movie time, when you could
tip someone a sketch more than they’d expect
and you’d say “thank you” in a
low ruffled D and they’d say
“thank you,” … Read on Macduff...
Love words are plopping
The scariest guy in town sits on a bus bench beside his sweetie true.
His prison-gym forearms coiled energy all Pop-Eye'd and snarling with frenzied shag
end at knotted hands tranquill in her lap.
Driving past you can hear love… Read on Macduff...
The Don Quixote Deathmarch, Week 17
Regarding the troubled end and conclusion of week 16. Puff puff puff — almost there, almost there. As we near the close of this adventure, my question this week is, what’s next for you? I know a lot of folks … Read on Macduff...
Regrets
The food
inside my intestines
advances like a jungle animal
stalking me in small leaps
three inches, five inches at a time
seizing ground
rumbling
fixing me frightened to a point
because a jungle animal
doesn’t care how nice you … Read on Macduff...
The Don Quixote Deathmarch, Week 16
Concerning what befell the marchers on their way to Week 16. As ever, I’m one week behind. Good meaty section, I thought. And there’s the thrill of holding a thin slice of a big book in your right hand, which … Read on Macduff...