Harold, asleep at the wheel

This morning while dropping my kids off at school, it occurred to me that California is now my home. I’ve lived here longer than I’ve lived anywhere else. I spent seventeen years on the east coast, interrupted by five years as a kid in Holland. Meanwhile, my California experience will hit nineteen years this coming … Read more

it’s me

I saw you watching when I got up and I want to reassure you, it’s not you, it’s me. It’s not the way you were snapping your fingers. Or how loudly you were breathing. Sure, I don’t like your shirt. But there are lots of shirts here I don’t like. Look at that guy, for … Read more

Eskimo (not Inuit) Rock n Roll Recall

Back in the 90s, there was an SF band I loved called “Eskimo.” They had one song in particular I was so sure was gonna be an alt-rock super-smash. We’d go to the shows and this tune (“Dado Peru”) would kick in and the crowd would start to sway…. Well, Dado never broke out the … Read more

Monkey Vortex (Flash)back Theater

From 2004 to 2006 I was part of a loose cabal of audio-oriented miscreants known as Monkey Vortex Radio Theater. Between us, we produced around 35 or so short bits of MP3 whackiness. Yes, and it’s hard to imagine a time when we had the brainwidth to produce 35 or so short bits of MP3 … Read more

Obama and the Inuit

Lots of noise this week about Obama and the former minister at his church. I’m pro-Obama, so I’m gonna see things through that filter, but I don’t think there’s substance to the issue. If O. hadn’t repeatedly rejected what Wright has said, that’d be different. But he has. I think most of us like and … Read more

The popular vote canard

There’s a slow-motion scam being perpetuated by the Clinton campaign and I must speak out. The short version: Barring a complete Obama meltdown, you know, I know, and the American people know they can’t win on elected delegates. So you’re increasingly hearing them talk about the popular vote. If Hillary wins the popular vote, they … Read more

The Lavender Lemonade Is Back

This poem was originally about the joy of lemonade and coffee shops. Over time it became about other things that go away and comes back — like creativity. But these last few weeks, it’s become about missing lemonade and coffee shops again. From The Lavender Lemonade Is Back: Poems and Stories, now available in print/kindle … Read more

Las Vegas-style entertainment

So I’ve always heard that Las Vegas was known for having something for everybody. Harley Davidson-brand pedicures? Check. A shadow-puppet show featuring the songs of Hugo Chavez? Check. Guys who wear blue face paint and speak in pig latin? I’m telling you, it’s all here. One example, though, I found kinda gross. Frankly. I get … Read more