Not a snake

You say I’m a snake but snakes move with purpose, right? They lead with their head. Reach with their mouth. Draw a dry belly line with an impulse dotting each turn. Have you ever seen a snake tumble? Or trip? Or twist? Not a snake.

Real bikers

Saw real bikers tonight. Four bikers, they lined up side by side across both lanes with their leather jackets. Comfortable, warm. Cocooned in that roar that they made together.

The time of legends

Thinking a lot lately about the time of legends. Not as far back as dragons or unicorns. Or even King Arthur. I’ve been reading up on that not-so-distant moment in our American history when a band of Famous Artists put out the word that they were looking for people who enjoyed drawing. Can you imagine … Read more

A little part of me

I was talking with a pal about how my 10-year-old daughter would still like to be 8 years old, and my pal said “You know, a little part of all of us is still 8 years old.” And it’s really true. For example, thanks to these skin lotions I’ve been using for the last 32 … Read more

Fresh starts

I bought a new wallet last weekend and this time I’m gonna get it right. I think I must be 0-6 on wallets over the past two decades. Each one, destroyed by me stuffing it full of receipts. No more. I say those who don’t study history, with regard to their wallets, are doomed to … Read more

Why Obama Will Win

One reason above all: he has a fired up base. All the more fired up as the choice on the war becomes clear. McCain has a base that’s, at best, ambivalent. He’s their Lieberman. The betrayer. Independents love that. But the base, not so much. Bush had an army of free volunteers. McCain will have … Read more

A moment of appreciation

It’s not a small thing, to beat the Clintons in a Democractic primary. In so many ways, it’s as shocking as beating a sitting president in a primary, something that’s so hard to do, Teddy couldn’t pull it off with all the Kennedy glory and resources on his side, against a sad-sack Jimmy Carter. It’s … Read more

The Passion of Dwight Schrute

I watched The Passion of the Christ the other night. I’m Jewish and I’ve had this itch to see it and judge for myself whether it was anti-semitic. Sure enough, most of the non-pre-Christian Jews in the movie are weasels. But then about a third of the way through, we meet the Roman guards. And … Read more