Overheard in Paradise

“Vegans?
40 vegans?!
Look, no offense vegans — I’m sure you’re all wonderful people. But this is total bullshit.”

4 comments for “Overheard in Paradise

  1. e.
    February 16, 2005 at 11:48 pm

    hmmm. it’s a vegan sorta week so far, but what’s behind it all? fender bender with a vegan? bad report card from a vegan? vegan investments go sour? or just…coincidence.

  2. February 17, 2005 at 7:16 am

    Or perhaps I just had a vision from the Vegan Mary….
    -Cecil

  3. Other Dan
    February 17, 2005 at 11:35 am

    I’ve heard that upon death, 72 vegans, promised as a heavenly reward for leading a politically correct life.

  4. Itto Ogami
    March 31, 2005 at 1:23 pm

    you know what they say, all vegan and no play makes johnny a dull boy.
    actually, i wager no one says that.
    cec, your blind faith that they are all wonderful people is tearing this nation apart. the vegan agenda has ruined this country. no, wait, not vegans. pagans, yes, yes. yes. no. no, not pagans. i know they end in ‘ans.’ reagans? close, but junior is fine. it will come to me.
    a nod to imminent tax day…
    “On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’ I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. ”
    —Tom Lehrer

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