It’s Monkey Vortex Monday. In today’s installment, Croatian malcontent Rodney K. puts our longstanding feud aside for one minute and 45 seconds — just barely enough time to bust it Poet-Makes-a-House-Call style with: Welcome to the City of Wetumpka — another all-new, all-free, all-MP3 MVRT experience, brought to you by the good people at BackMan. BackMan: equipping the backs of our Presidents with noticeable, rectangular objects for more than thirty years.
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x-post: pre-debate shpiel
Reality catches up with the President. Get the skizoop, here.
x-post: door to door volunteering in the presidential campaign
In the next two weeks I’ll be making the (fairly freaky styling) leap to door-to-door political volunteering in my hometown and in a battleground state. If you’ve the itch your own self, and you’re curious how to look into that sort of thing, take a stroll over to edgewise, and read all about it.
x-post: And the Shonny and the Wally and the sequence of it all
If it’s Monday, it must be Monkey Vortex Radio Theater — back with an all-new segment: The Sequence of Things. With script and music by yers truly and starring Bee Nisbet and M “‘n M” Smith. Plus: the MVRT debut of featured backup vocalist Shonny Vortex!
And there’s funk too. Oh yes, there’s funk.
x-post: Debateshpiel
Some pithy debate shpiel, here. Quite literally. Packed with pith.
x-post: And speaking of outrage…
Whatever you do, don’t read this. It’s…it’s horrible.
x-post: he should ask for a second opinion
A little shpiel about our wide-eyed President and how he maybe trusts just a little too much, here.
x-post: And the hell, and the so-called “Poppins” of it all
Monkey Vortex Radio Theater is back with an all-new segment: Hell’s a Poppins! Featuring the MVRT script debut of Eileen Dahl and the MVRT acting debut of Heather Gottschalk plus, the inspirational return of Bill “King” Cassel in this, his most challenging role yet. You will believe a boy can fly!
Note: Although that last part — the part about you? believing a boy can fly? — although it doesn’t really have much to do with Hell’s a Poppins, nonetheless, I think it’s true.
Which is weird. Of you.
To believe.
Such a thing.
x-post: reflections on the President’s speech
Another day at the RNC, and another post over on Edgewise. Today’s topic: how George Bush gave the greatest speech of his life. And how he’s still gonna lose. Read all about it, here