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The Five Kinds of Jews
1. Reform 2. Conservative 3. Orthodox 4. Hasidim 5. Canadians 0
“You want a piece of me, chair?”
said my five-year old tonight, dressed in full Batman togs, before delivering 360 degrees of pain to the sides, the back, the seat of our oversized wooden rocking chair. “Hunh? Chairie?” he cooed. “You want a piece of me, Chairie?”…
It’s your prerogative
I’m surprised you’d say that. I mean, you’ve read the articles, right? I sent you the articles, so you must have read them. Which means you know all about my generation and the way we transformed pipe-cleaner-beading from a sort…
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Emotions
When your kid tells you they love you and they’re laughing when they say it wandering off toward slow down toward stop and sleep well everybody sleep tight. sleepy tight everybody. 0
Pacing
Jake has lived with these dogs for four years now. They pace around his cage on dry paws. He rotates as they pace, tracking their progress but never catching their eyes. He learned this truth in the first few weeks:…
Beverly Junction, WA, with contrast implied
The kind of place where they name their kids “Hunter” and mean it. 0
“Justice Legal”
This weekend my 5-year old asked: “wouldn’t it be funny if ‘Justice League’ was ‘Justice Legal’”? Like it was some hit ABC show, where big-city super heroes practice the law wearing costumes. Never using their super powers just, you know…
Dark Blue
The car was a used Chrysler LeBaron convertible parked just around the corner. Dark blue and dented, it had lived a bumpy life. They got in and Cal started the engine. And when he shifted, the car rumbled and fought…
Projector
He projects things on her like she’s a drive-in movie. He plays whole movies on her. 0