Zombie adventures, please

I will eat pizza and oversized subs and drink soda.
We'll tear stretch rubber masks off
cranky senior delinquents.

    They have their complaints.
I have complaints too.
You don't see me acting out.

Snoopy and Scoob will tug and growl
over a torn blanket.

The girls will help me fold my
zig-zag t-shirt at night.
Read me stories as I
lay my large round head
down to rest.

Release me from this dustbowl, Fred. From this house.
This baseball field. These shrill harpies.

Let me ride along
in your stinky van.

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