My four-year old daughter:
I thought it was under the couch and
I also tried to look for it everywhere, but
I was having so much fun that
I couldn’t find it.
So it was very sad that you lost your wallet. My wife:
Well, I was perplexed that we couldn’t find the wallet anywhere in the house.
I was worried that you were so depressed about it.
I felt blue about having more paperwork. And then,
when Chris showed up with the wallet,
I was so happy, I gave him a hug. Me:
I want to thank everyone.
This has been a wrenching experience.
And now, I’d like to take watch TV.
Catch the game.
Eat a big chocolate model of my brain.
absent is chris’ explanation for having stolen said wallet. a few well-placed electric shocks will refresh his memory, and provide a light show for the kids after the wiggles performance.
also, what were your thoughts during this ‘wrenching’ experience? devoid of a documented identity, were you one with the universe?
“The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.”
—Anthony J. D’Angelo
anthony, you misread the NRA newsletter. btw, thank you congressional repubs for trying to expand DC gun-toting freedoms. just what we need. we haven’t been the murder capital in years.
So-called Itto wrote:
“also, what were your thoughts during this ‘wrenching’ experience? devoid of a documented identity, were you one with the universe?”
Honestly, I was like 5 with the universe. Or mebbe 9. I was certainly a lot with the universe. Beyond my comfort zone.
Hey listen, I live on the east coast, Notorious BIG,
so leave me out of it. I didn’t see no wallet, or notice the expiration dates on your credit cards.
This is very much like “Rashomon,” only not.
big chocolate model of your brain, eh?
I SMELL MOTIF
absent is chris’ explanation for having stolen said wallet. a few well-placed electric shocks will refresh his memory, and provide a light show for the kids after the wiggles performance.
also, what were your thoughts during this ‘wrenching’ experience? devoid of a documented identity, were you one with the universe?
“The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.”
—Anthony J. D’Angelo
anthony, you misread the NRA newsletter. btw, thank you congressional repubs for trying to expand DC gun-toting freedoms. just what we need. we haven’t been the murder capital in years.
itto–you never disappoint. and today, today was like a song.
So-called Itto wrote:
“also, what were your thoughts during this ‘wrenching’ experience? devoid of a documented identity, were you one with the universe?”
Honestly, I was like 5 with the universe. Or mebbe 9. I was certainly a lot with the universe. Beyond my comfort zone.
Hey listen, I live on the east coast, Notorious BIG,
so leave me out of it. I didn’t see no wallet, or notice the expiration dates on your credit cards.