There wert a time

There wert a time, oh a long time ago,
like in movie time, when you could
tip someone a sketch more than they’d expect
and you’d say “thank you” in a
low ruffled D and they’d say
“thank you,” clean surprise in their voice
and tall eyes with bouncy brows like
“thank you” you know? trilly and upright
and a tip of the bellboy’s cap as for punctuate.
And I suppose it’s still possible these days
to mark such a response
though I ain’t heard so myself.
And what would it take?
Like a gazillion freakin’ dollars?

3 comments for “There wert a time

  1. So-Called Bill
    July 25, 2006 at 12:10 pm

    In the right context, I think you could get that kind of reaction for a crisp 20. Would it be worth it to you?

  2. July 25, 2006 at 12:29 pm

    yeah — you’re probably right about that. If I bought some bazooka gum, for example, and I paid my nickel, and then dropped a Hamilton, they’d prolly be quite bouncy and trilly and whatnot.
    But just imagine how pissed I’d be if I said “thank you,” sliding the bill over, and they said “you’re welcome.
    -Cecil

  3. heroic imp
    July 27, 2006 at 10:48 am

    Not with George Bush in office! Gangsters!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *