In the elevator at the Best Western across from Disneyland
He had a Mickey Mouse hat and a Donald Duck shirt and a nose that was just and a nose that was just and a nose that was just plain goofy.
Slowly
Just because you turn slowly slowly to check her out slowly as she walks past doesn’t mean that she don’t notice.
x-post: MVRT – the money, and the love, and the everybody
A brand-new episode is now up on ye olde Monkey Vortex Radio Theater: Everybody Loves Money. This four-minute phantastical was first written in Ubby-Dubby and then meticulously translated over to English by Bill “Mr.” Cassel. It features the voice talents of Christian “Mr.” Crumlish, Jeff “Mr.” Green, Bee “Ms.” Nisbet, Jolene “Mr.” Phelps, and Eric … Read more
I’m pretty sure this is profound
So my 3-and-a-half-year-old son is busting kung fu moves in the living room yesterday. And his godfather asks him: “Did you learn that from Jackie Chan?” And my son replies: “No, I learned it from Chuck E. Cheese.”
Culturally deprived
“Snow!” he shouted tossing clouds of thin, white sand at the beach making snowmen out of sand with their heads lying down and their arms are wet planks and their toes knotted kelp and they never melt until the sun explodes.
A hard laugh
It was a hard laugh. A cold laugh. The kind of laugh that savages the funny. It pulls the funny outside. Stuffs it into the trunk of a ’79 Chevy Impala. Takes the funny for a ride. It was a hard, joyless laugh. And it kept on coming.
Different
I must be someone very different to him than I am to me. Maybe I’m some fast-talking jack-ass some know-it all jerkweed some high-maintenance poindexter. If he saw me in a bar he would hate me in that bar. I hope god doesn’t see me through his eyes.
x-post: Stack of Mitts up on MVRT
2 minutes and 17 seconds of all-new audio-fun adventure await you up on MVRT: Stack of Mitts, scripted by Cecil V. and starring Rodney K., M. Smith., and Lisa Bush. Stack of Mitts, now playing on Monkey Vortex Radio Theater.
Some minor regrets
I should have gone to the bathroom when I had the chance. I should have got myself a coffee before the coffee shop closed. I should have not said that thing that I said. I should have just let it go. Let it go.
Here’s something
Here’s something you don’t hear often enough at award shows: “I want to shout out to all my poops.”