Some pithy debate shpiel, here. Quite literally. Packed with pith.
x-post: And speaking of outrage…
Whatever you do, don’t read this. It’s…it’s horrible.
Ah, yes. Here’s the outrage.
you: I have to put the cat to sleep.
me: why?
you: he’s leaving the dentist’s poop all over the house.
me: how does he get the dentist’s poop?
you: I give it to him.
she: why?
me: yeah, why?… Read on Macduff...
Where’s the outrage?
Am I the only one
freaked out by all
these blind people?
Taking our jobs — ?
our women — ?
our German Sheperds?
Burble
Tonight in his sleep, Sam said:
“He wants a chocolate Gogurt
and to fight bad guys.”
He said it a couple of times.
Always like that — in the third-person.
And then he fell back asleep.
And I say:
Congratulations!… Read on Macduff...
Party time
He wasn’t very smart,
or very rich,
or very successful.
But he was six-foot-three.
And at parties, he would
slide up silent
behind his smarter, richer,
more successful,
better-looking friends.
Head to head.
Back to back.
And hang out for … Read on Macduff...
x-post: he should ask for a second opinion
A little shpiel about our wide-eyed President and how he maybe trusts just a little too much, here.
Driving around
He said we're longing for a simpler time something easy refreshing familiar a malt shop.
He said the polyester backlash is still in progress.
x-post: And the hell, and the so-called “Poppins” of it all
Monkey Vortex Radio Theater is back with an all-new segment: Hell’s a Poppins! Featuring the MVRT script debut of Eileen Dahl and the MVRT acting debut of Heather Gottschalk plus, the inspirational return of Bill “King” Cassel in this, … Read on Macduff...
She played that harp like it was a three-piece band
Last night I saw the best argument for 6 billion of us.
A musician so talented.
You don't get one so talented
if there are 600 of us. Or 60 million.
You need really big numbers.
So maybe that''s why.… Read on Macduff...