That’s what this lady at the table next to mine just asked her gentleman friend.
“Yes! Dear lord yes!” I want to shout.
Me and my tea
I’m drinking vanilla mighty leaf tonight.
The most macho tea.
Tough guys smell this brew they
back down. They should back down.
It makes me French with rage. Like some
French Bruce Banner. “Petite l’hommes!
Je crushez vous!”
Lift
Up on those shoulders. Over that soft tummy, the gray-haired chest slopping in.
Sitting up there, hands clutched together in clumps of see-through white.
He walks you around the edge of the lake. It feel so light up there on … Read on Macduff...
Calling CV
Regular readers of this Extreme Punditry series have probably figured out by now that I’m about as good an election-predictor as my cat Sammy is an umbrella. Which is to say, not very.
Even so, even with my poor track … Read on Macduff...
An Interview with Keri Smith

Photo credit: Jefferson Pitcher.
Keri Smith is an author/illustrator turned guerilla artist. She is the author and illustrator of several activity books aimed at jump-starting creativity, including Wreck This Journal (2007, Penguin Books), The Guerilla Art Kit (2007, Princeton Architectural … Read on Macduff...
Calling FL
Yes, and here we are, Fl primary day, and I’m sticking with Mitt in first, Johnny Mac a close second, despite the guv’s endorsement, and Rudy outta the race by tomorrow.
Any other other calls out there?
Clinton’s southern strategy
If you’ve been following this race obsessively, you prolly already know that Michigan was stipped of its delegates to the Dem convention for moving their election date up against party rules. Hillary ended up being the only candidate on the … Read on Macduff...
Clinton fatique
This interesting column from the LA Times sums up my feelings this week about the Clintons. The trigger for me was watching the most recent debate. In particular, it was watching Hillary in the first half of the debate say … Read on Macduff...
Calling SC/FL
It’s a dash of a day, but there’s always time to go on record. I’m saying Obama, Clinton, then Edwards in SC (shooting down Edwards chance at an upset 2nd place finish) with Obama winning by 8 points or better … Read on Macduff...
Wednesday’s million-dollar idea: pay-to-play email indulgences
You pay me a buck a year. Just a buck a year! I send you an email every Tuesday that says: “Forgiven.”
(I’m telling you, I just got an email that said “forgiven” and it felt fantastic.)