Cecil Vortex

Late at night, every night, Daphne watched The Dog Show. Odds are you’ve never seen it unless you’re a dog. See, The Dog Show’s broadcast on top of human programs in frequencies only dogs perceive. It stars a beat up … Read on Macduff...

The fellow at the table next to me is excited about getting on a panel with someone who’s a “super high-ranking hardcore anarchist vegan.” I didn’t know they ranked that kind of thing. Cool.

For Tundra Wolves
to be to dogs
as lions are to cats, Tundra Wolves
which can already grow up to 7 feet long
would need to be 11.76 times
larger than they actually are
and weigh 1,460 pounds.
1,460 pounds … Read on Macduff...

“Verner ist lonely in every part of his body” in this stirring trailer for an even more stirring film from extremely stirring 1920s German auteur/filmmaker/farmer Edelgard von Schinkenliebhaber.
Prepare to get stirred!

The guy next to me
at this breakfast joint
just said to his date
in a Jack Nicholson voice
that I think is really the way this guy talks

"looks to me like you're not a fan of berries." 

If 

to be brought somewhere
for some larger
purpose
or to be
brought somewhere
for some larger porpoise?
Or,
what if the larger purpose
was to serve a smaller porpoise?
What then?

Here’s the trailer for an exciting new thriller. 10% more thrilling than 2012, by volume….. Tell your friends and hide your neighbors: 2013 is nigh!
… Read on Macduff...

My daughter finally reached the age where she slept in so long on a Saturday, I teased her with the old “oh wow, I forgot I had a second child” bit. Much more importantly, I finally reached the age where … Read on Macduff...