Look, I don’t mind that there’s all this coverage of the Pope in the news. The Pope comes to America. It’s a big deal. I get it.
But it cheeses me off when scientists discover a 15-foot rabbi and nobody seems to give a damn. Rabbi Arthur Rosenberg, of Holmdel New Jersey, is huge.
i’ve been to holmdel, new jersey, and mark my words when i say that all religious leaders are at least 15 feet tall.
there’s an evangelical preacher, 23 feet from toes to nose, who plays center for the jersey religotitans. they’re 42-1 this year, the sole loss coming last easter sunday for obvious reasons.
I think the photo was doctored…god does these things. We either accept them, or we can question them. I tend to follow the first line of thinking, it was how i was raised. And ah, this is the way for me. He is a giant, that is true.
First off, I’m offended by the insinuation that I somehow “photoshopped” this image. I’ve never even used or seen a computer in my life. I don’t even believe in computers.
And then second off, did I say gigantic rabbi? OK, that was a mistake. He’s really an unusual looking gigantic rabbit.
-Cecil
i’ve been to holmdel, new jersey, and mark my words when i say that all religious leaders are at least 15 feet tall.
there’s an evangelical preacher, 23 feet from toes to nose, who plays center for the jersey religotitans. they’re 42-1 this year, the sole loss coming last easter sunday for obvious reasons.
Ha! Esp. love the “rabbi shoes.”
Apparently every female within a 10-foot radius of the 15-foot rabbi is deliriously happy. Why might that be?
Additonal bonus joke in case the previous one was too subtle:
His bris was performed with a machete.
Yikes. Is what I’m sayin’.
-Cecil
I think the photo was doctored…god does these things. We either accept them, or we can question them. I tend to follow the first line of thinking, it was how i was raised. And ah, this is the way for me. He is a giant, that is true.
You can do the darndest things with that Photoshop. Maybe there’s a book in it.
First off, I’m offended by the insinuation that I somehow “photoshopped” this image. I’ve never even used or seen a computer in my life. I don’t even believe in computers.
And then second off, did I say gigantic rabbi? OK, that was a mistake. He’s really an unusual looking gigantic rabbit.
-Cecil
This is obviously some kind of fakery.
I mean, just look at the picture. That rabbi is WAY more than 15 feet tall!