If I had a coffeehouse – Cecil Vortex

If I had a coffeehouse, this would be my motto:
“A frightened clientele is an obedient clientele.”
Or perhaps:
“A nervous clientele is a loyal clientele.”
I’d spray my customers with hormones as they
walked through the door.
To mark them.
I’d control the colors they wore.
I’d make the colors dance for me.
Dance pretty colors, dance!
The lemonade would always
be out of season.

2 comments for “If I had a coffeehouse”

October 27, 2006 at 5:51 pm

repeat customers not part of the business plan, then? well, good luck to you sir!

h imp

October 28, 2006 at 6:20 pm

dig the police state latte vibe. Great one.

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