Some thoughts about Tuesday night’s Republican Nation Convention (with micro-commentary on Arnold, the twins, Laura, and GWB’s cameo), all found on ye olde Edgewise, right over here.
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x-post: And the chipmunks, and the vortex, and the amusement park of it all
Something tells me it’s all happening at Monkey Vortex Radio Theater. That’s right. A brand new segment of genuine Monkey Vortex Creep-edy™.
We call this one Not Cool. Written by yers truly, it clocks in at less than 2 megs / 2 minutes, and features the estimable voice talents of Christian Crumlish, Eileen Dahl, Bee Nisbet, and M. “Butterfly” Smith. Enjoy! -CV
x-post: all swift boat vets, all the time
Been yearning for a rant about how much air time those darn Swift Boat Vets for Truth have been getting? Well yearn no more. You’ll find one: here.
x-post: And the lotus eaters, and the poetry, and the monkey of it all
Are you like me? Love spoken word poetry? But maybe not so crazy about hanging out with, you know, poets? Well fear not — help is on the way! Monkey Vortex Radio Theater had folks just like you and me in mind when they created Poet Makes a House Call — in which real live poets record their actual poetry and then transmit those poems into your brains. Using electricity.
Today’s sampling: The Lotus Eaters, written and performed by Dan Mummert, and backed by a trio of faux hep cats. Enjoy! -CV
x-post: And the monkey, and the vortex, and the money of it all
There’s an all-new audio-fun episode ready for your easy-downloading goodtimes over at ye olde Monkey Vortex Radio Theater. Drop by and check out The Winsor McCay Sketchbook: Money, written by Tony “King” Jonick and starring Bill “also King” Cassel” and Alana “Lady-King” Guy Dill. And remember: “It’s the most fun you can legally pack into a 2.2 MB mp3!”
x-post: Meet the Brando
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and the late-great Marlon Brando all are hanging out over at Monkey Vortex Radio Theater. You know, just kinda…kickin’ it. Shouldn’t you?
Listen in on their private conversation in the latest MVRT episode, appropriately enough entitled John, Paul, and Brando. Plus: John, Paul, and Brando, “Tangy Brie” Remix!
x-post: and the bar and the clowney of it all
A new episode is now available for easy-downloading good times, over at MVRT. Clowney marks a bit of a milestone in two ways:
It’s our 10th segment, so to all those doubters who said “they’ll never have 10 segments,” I say: hah! look! 10 segments!
It’s also our shortest piece yet, clocking in at just around one minute/one meg, offering bite-sized audio entertainment, just right for today’s on-the-go monkey. This one’s written by someone claiming to be named “Cecil Vortex” and it stars the redoubtable EB. Belly up to the bar, here.
x-post: MVRT – the money, and the love, and the everybody
A brand-new episode is now up on ye olde Monkey Vortex Radio Theater: Everybody Loves Money. This four-minute phantastical was first written in Ubby-Dubby and then meticulously translated over to English by Bill “Mr.” Cassel. It features the voice talents of Christian “Mr.” Crumlish, Jeff “Mr.” Green, Bee “Ms.” Nisbet, Jolene “Mr.” Phelps, and Eric “eeeeee-rock!” Stone. But don’t take my word for it — hear for yourself at MVRT.
x-post: Stack of Mitts up on MVRT
2 minutes and 17 seconds of all-new audio-fun adventure await you up on MVRT: Stack of Mitts, scripted by Cecil V. and starring Rodney K., M. Smith., and Lisa Bush.
Stack of Mitts, now playing on Monkey Vortex Radio Theater.