This; And also that

Walking is a kind of dance.
Dancing is the only way to move.
(this from my 6-year-old back when she was a 4-or-5-year-old.)

I walk into the restroom
and there are these two guys in
there and it already stinks
and they look at me like
I did something wrong
and I’m thinking hey —
I just got here and then
one of … Read on Macduff...

Yes.
Yes I am on a cell phone.
You’re right about that.
And I’m driving. Yes I am. I’m driving at the same time.
I’m on a cell phone right now. And I’m driving. Yes. At the same time. Yes.… Read on Macduff...

Scanning the site’s traffic log tonight I learned two incredible facts:
(1) Because of a pair of lines in a pair of poems… if you search “exotic bird parks” and “Utah” in Google, not only is cecilvortex.com the first choice … Read on Macduff...

So my 3-and-a-half-year-old son is busting kung fu moves in the living room yesterday. And his godfather asks him: “Did you learn that from Jackie Chan?” And my son replies: “No, I learned it from Chuck E. Cheese.”

It was a hard laugh. A cold laugh.
The kind of laugh that savages the funny. 

It pulls the funny outside.
Stuffs it into the trunk of a
'79 Chevy Impala.

Takes the funny for a ride.

It was a 

I should have gone to the bathroom when I had the chance.
I should have got myself a coffee before the coffee shop closed.
I should have not said that thing that I said.
I should have just let it 

With the biggest smile, my headed-toward-four-year-old says:
“Daddy?”
And I say “Yeah?”
And he says:
“Since it’s such a beautiful day, I love you.”
And that line, complete with matching catchy melody, has been stuck in my headbone for nearly … Read on Macduff...

He was a rock star, wearing an orange t-shirt while the rest of the band wore gray.
Showing off his practiced dance moves on particle board.
Strumming a big guitar. Stomping one boot in rhythm.
Sending out bass and drum… Read on Macduff...

How come nobody’s building arks?
Everybody’s building boats.
I wish someone would build me an ark.
Pray that it floats…..