You pay me a buck a year. Just a buck a year! I send you an email every Tuesday that says: “Forgiven.”
(I’m telling you, I just got an email that said “forgiven” and it felt fantastic.)
Million-Dollar Ideas
My latest million-dollar-idea
A mash-up of the brilliant Parliament Funkadelic with the soaring solo work of Art Garfunkel:
Parliament Garfunkadelic.
Can’t-lose multimillion-dollar money-making scheme
“The Swedish Chef Sings Dave Matthews’ Greatest Hits.”
Matthews
Chef
There’d be so much money rolling in, I don’t know. It would freak me out.