A true story, garbled nigh the point of incoherence

My stomach doctor, who looks a lot like Elliott Gould — I mean, even more than I do.
Anyways. He’s someone you don’t want to startle you.
And he’s also. I mean.
For reasons I really don’t care to discuss.
Let’s just say.
He’s someone you don’t want to picture 15 feet tall.
Someone I don’t want to picture 15 feet tall.
Anyways, so I’m driving to work.
And there he was, by the freeway, as you get on the bridge. 15 feet tall.
And when I told him I saw him, the next time I saw him, he was so proud.
That I saw him.
Just picture Elliott Gould in a white doctor’s coat.
Proud.

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2 comments for “A true story, garbled nigh the point of incoherence

  1. kim
    December 11, 2005 at 6:32 pm

    Nice. Does he look like a young Elliott Gould circa The Long Goodbye or current Elliott Gould? Just wondering.

  2. December 12, 2005 at 4:44 pm

    Kim asked: “Does he look like a young Elliott Gould circa The Long Goodbye or current Elliott Gould? Just wondering.”
    An excellent question. I’m going to go with mid-80s Elliott Gould, circa Drug Free Kids: A Parents’ Guide.

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