Lost

Forgot an old friend's name tonight. I
thought it was "David Shapiro,
of Kansas" but it's not, is it?
It's something else, something
equally
common
unsearchable.
Or maybe it is?
Lordy lordy I've
lost all
confidence.

Devil

What our crazy neighbor said to my wife the other night
not realizing that my wife is
“the woman before you”
and that we’d recently fixed the porch light,
she said:
“I’m glad you’re here
because the woman
before you… Read on Macduff...