Starfish Sucking on My Nose: The Musical

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A few days ago, So-Called Bill posted a comment saying "I'll pay you five dollars to write a song called 'Starfish Sucking on My Nose.'"

Well. Never let it be said that I won't write a song called "Starfish Sucking on My Nose" for five dollars.
-Cecil

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  • Well, congratulations, you're now the most highly paid writer of songs about sea creatures that I know. By my calculations, five bucks for 24 seconds comes out to $750/hr.

  • parents of a certain era know you are wrong, terribly wrong (although we wish don vortex the best; he's sea-creaturiffic).

    but where saltwater and song convert to cash, i believe you'll find raffi, counting his millions.

    not that it matters. at all....go cecil!

  • Now that I think about it, Paul probably wrote "Octopus's Garden" while he was on the john (so to speak), and it's made millions.

    I think that was a Paul song...please, please tell me that it was.

  • your lucky day: R-I-N-G-O

  • My man, my main man, my favorite cecil man in the world... YOU are a star(fish?)
    OH. MY. GOD.

    "starfish sucking on my nose" is THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

    I love you and I love your work. YOU are hilarious. I mean... Brilliant.

  • Wow! Lot's of fun, and by overdubbing you were able to be both Flansburgh AND Linnell! Now all we need to do is write a TV show called "Cuttlefish in the Middle" and get this on as the theme song.

    Excellent. I loved it.

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