Category: This; And also that

A couple

surrounded by trees surrounded by Pittsburgh ruins that will be rebuilt dressed both in blue with just enough quirk to their style you know they put time and thought into it. Waiting for the wedding photographer and when you and…

Your arm

A were-child a little were-girl with ponytails and a bike with a basket and bell can eat her own weight in about an hour. Which doesn’t sound like much but you know that’s more than your arm, your leg, your…

Bean Curd

It’s one thing when an adult calls one other adult, “Baby.”

But it’s a whole other can of bean curd when an adult calls one other adult, “Babies.”

“What’s happening, Babies?” he said to one other adult. And all hell broke loose.

Happy Crazy-Clown-Wig-Hat Day

Younger: “Why are you wearing a clown wig?” Older: (with implied duh) “Today’s ‘Crazy Hat Day.’” Younger: “Oh my God!!” (panicked exeunt) And what about you? Did you remember to wear your crazy hat today? 0

People Fish

The kids wrote “people fish exist” in chalk on the driveway and I don’t know if that means “people, fish exist” or “people-fish exist.” But there’s a big difference there. 0

Electricity

I don’t mean to brag, but the electricity in this coffee shop is just exceptional. My screen is showing colors I’ve never seen before. Silver-Red? What the hell is that?! My keyboard is warm. The CD eject button is borderline…

Hippies

I’m talking with politics with my son (who has a heart as big as the outdoors) and he says, innocently enough, “Hippies are people who don’t live anywhere and sneak into people’s backyard, right?” So, OK, he’s pro-hippie now. We’ve…

Me, Cooking

I have a pretty low threshold for what I consider “me, cooking.” Pretty much, if I add Tabasco, I’m cooking. So, for example, if I made toast, to which I wouldn’t normally add Tabasco, that wouldn’t count as cooking. (Or…